"It was overdue" says A, one of the founding members of the NOT EXISTING ORG "because people started to wonder whether we really do not exist or not. Expecially, after the recent disclosure of our subsidary MEN IN BLACK by Mr. T. L. Jones.". The subsidary was declared no longer not existing earlier this year because of the sudden public awarness of it's existence. "It was horrible!", A continues, "People started to think we could be real! I mean... Gosh! I Couldn't sleep for a week! ... And it was only through the hard work of our chief mentor M that I finally got back to a standard schedule".

M, one of the other founders of the NOT EXISTING ORG, wasn't available for comment. It is a non public rumor that he is working on one of the organisation's most secret project. "It's so secret,", A states, "he doesn't even know he is working on it. Unfortunately, that creates all sorts of problems: How can we know if he is pushing our project in the right direction? How can we know when we reached our final goal? What is our final goal, anyway? Why do birds fly in a dark sky? Which road diverged in a yellow wood? And what has made all the difference?". M was not seen last week experimenting with white and black substances. His remains, total body mass, and blood alcohol level remain unknown for the time being.

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